Shock's Blog

I don't know when she appeared, but it was soo silly having two of us in the same room. I recall doing all the activities that only me and my identical clone can do! (Such as throwing off the night guard by attacking at the same time!)

Eventually, you decided on keeping both of us, but one of us had to wear my GIR Hoodie and stand completely still in the office. I thought that was a bit of a mean punishment given she is literally just me, but considering the hoodie gives her an aura that prevents her from being shocked, I think it turned out fine enough!

Sometimes, we do switch roles without you guys noticing. I would wait until you guys were away, and we would switch clothes and pretend to be the other. It was fun, up until the mannequin got shocked and her limbs were flying around the room. The nightguard had to resign from the trauma!

Huh? You're asking if I'm the real shock or not? Well.. maybe you don't need to ans- wait.. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT TASE- *SHOCK!*

AUTHOR NOTE

This story is inspired by a Fwahaha post with the same premise. As well as the backstory for how Mannequin Shock from Ggando's Catfight Crashout came to be!

Also the first time where DDub actually does something continuing the story! I was contemplating on adding that in (Because I do have some specific storylines and an outro I'd like to develop), but I figured it would work for this current story

My memory is still a bit fuzzy on what had happened since then, but man that was really scary!

I remember hearing Nekuu's voice calling me to wake up. I really wanted to answer her soo badly, but I couldn't move or even think. I don't even recall if that happened or not!

Man, that was about a year ago, and I'm still trying to remember all the details! Maybe I'll make an update once I get it all back!

There was this great song called "Antonymph" by Vylet Pony which made me insanely happy for the past few weeks! I even secretly bought that GIR hoodie that Flut-Gir-Shy wore in the video! You ended up finding the package and I had to explain all that stuff to you! I went over like.. ONE BOPILLION TOPICS, and even explained whilst you were snoring on the couch!

If you're wondering.. I still have that GIR Hoodie in my closet. I just like wearing my current clothes all day EVERYDAY!! Might wanna wash it in case you, or anyone wants to wear it!

AUTHOR NOTE

This particular GIR Shock render is inspired by Girelle, but I've started liking Vylet Pony's music a lot more, that I decided to give in proper credits. As well as to Girelle and such!

Figured I'd let you guys in on something. As of writing this, I have been using "Fahaha DDub" as the intro for all of these entries. But I realized that Noelle actually says this in the real game. I always thought she said "Fwahaha", but I guess the subreddit deltarotted me a ton. I don't really want this to be overly Deltarune related, and I don't know what Shock would actually say as a vocal stim. Maybe later, I'll ask Bop for that, in the meantime. Fahaha everyone!

I barely even remember their names at this point. I think it had something to do with.. turtles?

But man. That was a crazy day! I remember when we were using Swave as a monitor for us to scroll Twitter, and we accidentally stumbled upon some recent tweets made by them. Those were uh... very misogynistic.. to say the least. Swave had to shut down and huddle in the corner, I fell head first onto the floor, and you just stood still like a deer in the headlights!

You left the room whilst we were traumatized, and after a while, pulled up with this magical robe outfit and some kind of ritual set. You turned off the lights, drew this weird pentagram shape on the floor, lit up the candles, and then started chanting in some weird unknowing language. Me and Swave stopped what we're doing and took notice, we were still traumatized, but our curiosity was more powerful

Whilst you were chanting, Pam and Nekuu showed up with similar cult outfits, but also with this large zoo cage with both ghosts inside. They looked really frightened about all of this, more than we were. Pam placed down the cage next to the ritual, and then both of them proceeded to chant alongside you

Eventually, the candles extinguished themeslves all at once, and then this CRAZY LARGE PILLAR OF LIGHT LIT UP THE ROOM!! And suddenly the QUEEN OF HELL, SATAN HERSELF showed up and looked you in the eye. If you didn't see it, the ghosts were absolutely TERRIFIED of her! You proceeded to shout some sort of request in that same unfamiliar language. I didn't even know your tongue could pronounce all that! After a lengthy talk, she proceeded to grab the cage and retreat back into the underworld. I can still remember their screams when their ghostly bodies were being dragged through the portal!

After all of that happened. The lights went back to normal, and Nekuu suggested buying their ghosts off of Amazon instead. Which is how we got Serpent and Daze!! I do wish that you taught me how to do that someday!

That was the most unproductive day of our LIVES!! But hey, it was fun watching all those silly animations and theories and AUs and such!

Anyways, let's ACTUALLY do our projects this time, and not be lazy and go through another marathon. And if you DARE open up a Noelle fic whilst I'm writing, I'm gonna have to run YOU over with my car!!

AUTHOR NOTE

vent post... please send help

It was such a traumatic experience! You kept talking about your knives or your girlfriend or something else I forgot about, when I accidentally swerved a bit too hard and ended up hitting someone on the front of my car!

When we went to investigate, it turns out she was some kind of rat lady that we'd hit. We frantically called 911, but paramedics could not revive her in time and she was pronounced DEAD!!

I got my license revoked, but hopefully I can get it back! I'll just have to fly to a new country, fake my identity, attend a new driving school, and get my new license!! I've already got a plane going to Malaysia, can't wait to see you there!!!

AUTHOR NOTE

Part two of the previous story! This was something I made for Awful on discord, I did change a few details but hopefully she won't mind!

It took a long while, but I finally got my license for the first time! It was a load of fun having to drive around multiple places!

It even had that Self-Destruct button that explodes the car and everyone inside! I got no idea why it has that, but it was really funny to look and pretend to touch!

Anyways, let's drive again someday! Hopefully I don't hit too many buildings and such which makes the explode button automatically activate! It just has that feature, dunno why but it looks AWESOME!!

AUTHOR NOTE

Image came from shock drives a car game. Also a buildup to a fun story later down the line!

I remember when the nightguard left, you jokingly took his place on the office room. You didn't even do anything! All you did was look into the cams and tormented everyone!

I don't remember the exact things you've done, but I vividly recall that when Swing wanted you to get out, you shut the door on her and didn't let her come in! I think if she was 2 inches closes, you would've cutted her in half!!

It took a while, but with the combination of Pam, Swave, and me coming over to help her. She managed to enter and you ran away like a chicken! Tehehe, that was really funny!!

AUTHOR NOTE

Not related to this post, but I've had this portrait of Swing on my desk for motivational support whenever I do anything! I had nowhere else to post it to, so I just posted it here!

Also expect some future posts to contain author notes!

I remember when he got overwhelmed by Swing, Pam, and Nekuu all at once. And he ended up resigning and left us alone for the night

He was soo rude, and we had to enjoy the night ALONE.. with NO ONE to play around with!

I hated it SOO MUCH!! I was starting to have soo much fun! It left everyone upset, but thankfully you were there to comfort me!

I get that you won't be reading this blog anytime soon, but I'm thankful to always have you by my side! I hope we can keep being besties FOREVER!! :3

We were on the large room together, and you told me your plan to overwhelm the nightguard! It sounded soo smart, and I was soo ready to follow along!

Except when we finally got to do it, you just moved to my quadrant and we got both shocked!

Tehehe DDub, was this some kind of prank? Were you secretly in kahoots with the nightguard? You're soo funny!