Shock's Blog

I don't know what has happened. But I feel soo.. tired? Like suddenly. My movements feel all sluggish, and my own mouth.. it hurts to even speak?

Tehehe. If this is your doing. I'll actually have to force you to hear all my ramblings again! Hahaha..

It hurts to even hear my laugh.

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AUTHOR NOTE

I suddenly have a good idea for how I want to continue this particular story

We actually completely forgotten about her birthday, So we all scrambled around to make something for her. Nekuu and Pam were setting up all the decorations, Swing and Swave were getting all the food ready, and you and I had to get the perfect cake for her! We we're all in a rush, but we managed to get everything set up before she came! We even had the chance to surprise her!

That was such a fun day! I wished we kept doing that more.. we should clone Bop and give each one of them a different bopday! That sounds like a boptastic idea!

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AUTHOR NOTE

Woohoo! Yippee! I made something for Bop!! Happy Birthday Bop! Thanks a lot for creating the silly game that defines my 2025-2026 era!!

Because of your constant quarrels with Nekuu. We had to put you on timeout and have you sit down on this small little stool at the corner of the bar. Nekuu knew about this, and proceeded to get drunk on all the beers she was keeping on her secret safe, all whilst you were watching her! You couldn't even stand up to get one yourself, you were basically forced to sit down and watch as she enjoyed herself!

Once you were out of timeout. You immediately stood up and rushed towards Nekuu. Sitting yourself on top of her and punching her head over and over until we had to separate you two! She had to go to a lengthy dentist appointment, and you had to spend another 2 hours on the chair. But this time, I get to talk all about how Antonymph and GIRelle changed my life!

Tehehe, why don't we do that anymore?

I was a proud and happy Sparky x Brownie enjoyer. But your sorry ass had to insist on Brownie x Coco because it was "canon" and "the devs intended this". Well I DON'T CARE WHAT THE DEVS THINK!! Sparky x Brownie has ACTUAL chemistry together. Coco just happen to come out of nowhere and steal my favorite autistic girl! THEY AREN'T EVEN THE SAME SPECIES?!?!

And the Swing showed up and insisted that Coco x Angel was a better ship. Like WTF??? THEY DON'T HAVE CHEMISTRY NOR HAVE THEY BARELY EVEN INTERACTED IN CANON??? We ended up bringing her to the femur breaker and she ended up screaming in agony like the silly lil' girl she was!!

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AUTHOR NOTE

I don't actually care much about the PA ships I just couldn't think of a good topic. I don't even know their official ship names lol

I remember I tied myself to the chair in the middle of the room, with a large raygun labelled "Shock Destroyer 5000" pointing directly onto me! I was trying to see if my body was explosion resistant ever since I self-destructed my car! So I went online and found this tutorial on how to successfully explode yourself from this tall yellow cowboy dude

You seemed very scared though, and turned off the machine just as it counted down to one. I mean, why the hell did you do that?! I wanted to see if my body could take it soo badly ;c

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AUTHOR NOTE

I remember someone sent me a fanart of Swing tied up in a seductive way. It got me inspired to make something like this for Shock.. but with a TWIST!!

Hey guys! This story is gonna be a bit different than all the previous ones on my blog. But I promise you that this one is 10 Bopillion times AWESOMER!! So hold on to your butts as you read this awesome tale!!

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Okay so to start. Me and my friends we're chilling out at the bar having a fun time whilst we ended the night. We played a buncha' board games, shared our secrets, and had our drinks (I only drank apple juice, I don't actually like beer XD). It was kinda unfortunate that the nightguard left early for today. I figured he had better things to do, but it makes me sad 'cuz I wanted him here

Eventually it got late and we all had to depart. Everyone left swiftly and said their goodbyes, but Pam was soo drunk she could barely even stand upright!! Me and Swave had to help her out the door. I think whilst we were carrying her out, I told Swave that I can drive both of them home from the rain (once again, apple juice saves the day. Don't drive drunk kids! XP). I tried looking at my pockets for my keys, but I couldn't find them. It dawned on me that I left it on the table whilst playing board games, silly me! X) I told them to stay put as I let go of Pam and slowly walked back to the bar

But just before I opened the door, I heard locomotion coming from inside.. I was afraid to enter inside, but I really wanted to know what was going on. I was usually the loudest person in the group, but for once in my life, I would rather stand quietly still as I peer through the windows to get a glimpse on the action..

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DDub was at the bartender side of the table. On one hand, was a brown beer bottle with X's labelled onto it. She was gripping hard on the handle, as if to protect it from someone. On the other, was a knife pointing directly at Nekuu. Speaking of, she was on the other side of the room, still looking tired.. yet extremely pissed. Like she was about to lunge directly at DDub the second her blade was down! I was hella scared that something would happen, but I really wanted to look <-<

"Nekuu, you've already had your drinks. This is mine. So go fuck off." DDub said with her raspy voice

"I'm soo fucking tired of you teasing me with this bottle. Offering me a drink, and then pulling it away from me as you drink from the opening. I could see every. single. drop. flowing through your neck. Knowing that the single glass pint you gave me was the only thing I could drink for the whole night"

Silence dragged the room after what DDub said. it's either Nekuu was too drunk, or she had nothing to say to DDub. Speaking of, she was about to pour the bottle on her open mouth, when Nekuu hissed at her before a single drop could escape the opening

"Fuck off DDub." Nekuu said from her voice, although still feeling weak from the drinks, her senses were starting to catch up slowly. "That drink is some high quality shit. If you even dare take a single sip, I'll take that knife off you and stab your chest with it"

I could've sworn Nekuu always brought a knife with her. But I guess in this unfortunate time, she didn't have it with her (Not that it's a good thing. I mean, have you guys seen what happens when you give a drunken cat a knife?? 0_0). DDub knew about this, and continued with her talk

"You know you're unarmed you narcissistic bitch. I have the weapon here, and if you dare make a single step forward. I won't be afraid to send this blade directly to your skull" DDub responded, and then continued. "Just.. please let me have this."

Nekuu had nothing to say. And just shook her head as she stared directly at DDub, I think she was starting to admit defeat..

"Alright then. If you have no objections, I'll be taking a sip."

DDub took the bottle she was holding, and then proceeded to drink from it. Nekuu was visibly angry from it, but DDub stood her ground, letting her know who had the knife between both of them

It took a while, but she stopped drinking from it. She looked at the bottle, and back to Nekuu

"You know what.. I don't actually like this taste whatsoever. You can uhh.. have it instead. Besides, it has all your saliva on it.. Gross bastard" DDub walked away to leave the room. Nekuu felt a bit relieved, but would rather just sleep for another extra hour or so after that encounter

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I actually completely forgot that I was a spectator facing at the door.. and that it swung towards me when opened. DDub opened the door, and was greeted with me blocking the opening. I moved out of the way for a bit for her to pass through. When she fully opened the door and realized I was behind it, she stared longingly at my face

"Shock?! What.. are you doing here?"

My face was set to an expression I could only describe as "fuck oh fuck.." I completely forgot I was the person watching their banter, and not some spectator watching their fight through a large screen. Then I remembered exactly what I was looking for

"OHHH DDUB!! UHHH... NICE DAY TODAY!! WOW THE DAY IS GREAT AND IT'S TOTALLY NOT... raining."

Whoaw looking back, I REALLY messed that up! If this was anyone else right now, they'd think I was just being silly and hyperactive. But I'm talking to DDub, who is the only person that can tell when I'm bullshitting or not. And she could tell I was bullshitting

"Shock.. I'm uhh.. sorry if you got to see that. I was eyeing on her drink throughout the whole party. I soo badly wanted a sip, but I guess I lost control over myself"

DDub looked back at Nekuu through the window. She didn't bother to move in her position, only laying down and proceeding her rest. She exhaled, and then pulled something from her pocket. When she grabbed it out, it was the car keys that I was looking for

"Here, you left it on your stool whilst we we're playing Monopoly" She said, as she gave me my car keys. Oh yeah.. the car keys. The ones that I was meant to be getting..

"Well. If you wanna come along, I got Pam and Swave waiting at the entrance!" I said with the happy expression I always use to remove my pain. :3 DDub's eyes widen and she grew a smile

"Oh shit, hell yeah! Count me in!"

After that, me and DDub walked together as we meet up with Swave and Pam on the entrace. Swave was a bit impatient, and Pam was already starting to sober up a bit. I don't remember the exact details after this, but I guess we just.. went our separate ways as I drove them all back home, and then eventually back to mine

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It feels weird having to type that all. It's the first time I've ever written a large wall of text for my blog. But hey, now you know exactly what happens when an Unstoppable Force meets an Immovable Object! When a sober DDub faces off against a wasted Nekuu for the last bottle! Man I wish you guys were there to see it, but I guess my blog will have to do XD X3

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AUTHOR NOTE

Bit of a longer story than the previous. I got heavily inspired by the Spamton Sweepstakes ARG and the Noelle's Blog that were included (specifically this one!)

I remember I was at the trunk. All the bumps and turns you faced caused me to ragdoll violently, I think I broke a few bones after that one u-turn you did! Why don't we do that anymore? I miss those times :c

Anyways, I see that you're drunk. Wanna go to the mall together? You get to drive, and I'll be at the trunk with my whole body tied. And if the cops show up, just tell them I'm a gift wrapped up for Swing, and that you are just an insanely bad driver!

AUTHOR NOTE

I replaced Freaky Horny Noelle with Comically Masochistic Shock. This is what separates Tehehe from Fwahaha

Also a minor buildup for a future long story. Should hopefully be releasing early tomorrow! See you there!! (ps don't look at the page source you'll spoil it!)

I've ran out of money in my wallet after buying this cool basketball colored duckie. It made me very sad and I wanted to buy MORE!! Thankfully, your precious life savings jar was sitting idly at the bar counter. I couldn't help myself, so I snatched it and bought the most expensive-est rubber duckie I could find. This one costed all your money, but it was WORTH IT!!

I remember when you found out about it. You were soo mad that you ended up breaking my back and crushing my skull. You even ripped off my silly fin! You were REALLY pissed off back then! why don't we do that anymore? ..oh yeah, because you have no more money! Tehehe

I don't know when she appeared, but it was soo silly having two of us in the same room. I recall doing all the activities that only me and my identical clone can do! (Such as throwing off the night guard by attacking at the same time!)

Eventually, you decided on keeping both of us, but one of us had to wear my GIR Hoodie and stand completely still in the office. I thought that was a bit of a mean punishment given she is literally just me, but considering the hoodie gives her an aura that prevents her from being shocked, I think it turned out fine enough!

Sometimes, we do switch roles without you guys noticing. I would wait until you guys were away, and we would switch clothes and pretend to be the other. It was fun, up until the mannequin got shocked and her limbs were flying around the room. The nightguard had to resign from the trauma!

Huh? You're asking if I'm the real shock or not? Well.. maybe you don't need to ans- wait.. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT TASE- *SHOCK!*

AUTHOR NOTE

This story is inspired by a Fwahaha post with the same premise. As well as the backstory for how Mannequin Shock from Ggando's Catfight Crashout came to be!

Also the first time where DDub actually does something continuing the story! I was contemplating on adding that in (Because I do have some specific storylines and an outro I'd like to develop), but I figured it would work for this current story

My memory is still a bit fuzzy on what had happened since then, but man that was really scary!

I remember hearing Nekuu's voice calling me to wake up. I really wanted to answer her soo badly, but I couldn't move or even think. I don't even recall if that happened or not!

Man, that was about a year ago, and I'm still trying to remember all the details! Maybe I'll make an update once I get it all back!

There was this great song called "Antonymph" by Vylet Pony which made me insanely happy for the past few weeks! I even secretly bought that GIR hoodie that Flut-Gir-Shy wore in the video! You ended up finding the package and I had to explain all that stuff to you! I went over like.. ONE BOPILLION TOPICS, and even explained whilst you were snoring on the couch!

If you're wondering.. I still have that GIR Hoodie in my closet. I just like wearing my current clothes all day EVERYDAY!! Might wanna wash it in case you, or anyone wants to wear it!

AUTHOR NOTE

This particular GIR Shock render is inspired by Girelle, but I've started liking Vylet Pony's music a lot more, that I decided to give in proper credits. As well as to Girelle and such!

Figured I'd let you guys in on something. As of writing this, I have been using "Fahaha DDub" as the intro for all of these entries. But I realized that Noelle actually says this in the real game. I always thought she said "Fwahaha", but I guess the subreddit deltarotted me a ton. I don't really want this to be overly Deltarune related, and I don't know what Shock would actually say as a vocal stim. Maybe later, I'll ask Bop for that, in the meantime. Fahaha everyone!

I barely even remember their names at this point. I think it had something to do with.. turtles?

But man. That was a crazy day! I remember when we were using Swave as a monitor for us to scroll Twitter, and we accidentally stumbled upon some recent tweets made by them. Those were uh... very misogynistic.. to say the least. Swave had to shut down and huddle in the corner, I fell head first onto the floor, and you just stood still like a deer in the headlights!

You left the room whilst we were traumatized, and after a while, pulled up with this magical robe outfit and some kind of ritual set. You turned off the lights, drew this weird pentagram shape on the floor, lit up the candles, and then started chanting in some weird unknowing language. Me and Swave stopped what we're doing and took notice, we were still traumatized, but our curiosity was more powerful

Whilst you were chanting, Pam and Nekuu showed up with similar cult outfits, but also with this large zoo cage with both ghosts inside. They looked really frightened about all of this, more than we were. Pam placed down the cage next to the ritual, and then both of them proceeded to chant alongside you

Eventually, the candles extinguished themeslves all at once, and then this CRAZY LARGE PILLAR OF LIGHT LIT UP THE ROOM!! And suddenly the QUEEN OF HELL, SATAN HERSELF showed up and looked you in the eye. If you didn't see it, the ghosts were absolutely TERRIFIED of her! You proceeded to shout some sort of request in that same unfamiliar language. I didn't even know your tongue could pronounce all that! After a lengthy talk, she proceeded to grab the cage and retreat back into the underworld. I can still remember their screams when their ghostly bodies were being dragged through the portal!

After all of that happened. The lights went back to normal, and Nekuu suggested buying their ghosts off of Amazon instead. Which is how we got Serpent and Daze!! I do wish that you taught me how to do that someday!

That was the most unproductive day of our LIVES!! But hey, it was fun watching all those silly animations and theories and AUs and such!

Anyways, let's ACTUALLY do our projects this time, and not be lazy and go through another marathon. And if you DARE open up a Noelle fic whilst I'm writing, I'm gonna have to run YOU over with my car!!

AUTHOR NOTE

vent post... please send help

It was such a traumatic experience! You kept talking about your knives or your girlfriend or something else I forgot about, when I accidentally swerved a bit too hard and ended up hitting someone on the front of my car!

When we went to investigate, it turns out she was some kind of rat lady that we'd hit. We frantically called 911, but paramedics could not revive her in time and she was pronounced DEAD!!

I got my license revoked, but hopefully I can get it back! I'll just have to fly to a new country, fake my identity, attend a new driving school, and get my new license!! I've already got a plane going to Malaysia, can't wait to see you there!!!

AUTHOR NOTE

Part two of the previous story! This was something I made for Awful on discord, I did change a few details but hopefully she won't mind!

It took a long while, but I finally got my license for the first time! It was a load of fun having to drive around multiple places!

It even had that Self-Destruct button that explodes the car and everyone inside! I got no idea why it has that, but it was really funny to look and pretend to touch!

Anyways, let's drive again someday! Hopefully I don't hit too many buildings and such which makes the explode button automatically activate! It just has that feature, dunno why but it looks AWESOME!!

AUTHOR NOTE

Image came from shock drives a car game. Also a buildup to a fun story later down the line!

I remember when the nightguard left, you jokingly took his place on the office room. You didn't even do anything! All you did was look into the cams and tormented everyone!

I don't remember the exact things you've done, but I vividly recall that when Swing wanted you to get out, you shut the door on her and didn't let her come in! I think if she was 2 inches closes, you would've cutted her in half!!

It took a while, but with the combination of Pam, Swave, and me coming over to help her. She managed to enter and you ran away like a chicken! Tehehe, that was really funny!!

AUTHOR NOTE

Not related to this post, but I've had this portrait of Swing on my desk for motivational support whenever I do anything! I had nowhere else to post it to, so I just posted it here!

Also expect some future posts to contain author notes!

I remember when he got overwhelmed by Swing, Pam, and Nekuu all at once. And he ended up resigning and left us alone for the night

He was soo rude, and we had to enjoy the night ALONE.. with NO ONE to play around with!

I hated it SOO MUCH!! I was starting to have soo much fun! It left everyone upset, but thankfully you were there to comfort me!

I get that you won't be reading this blog anytime soon, but I'm thankful to always have you by my side! I hope we can keep being besties FOREVER!! :3

We were on the large room together, and you told me your plan to overwhelm the nightguard! It sounded soo smart, and I was soo ready to follow along!

Except when we finally got to do it, you just moved to my quadrant and we got both shocked!

Tehehe DDub, was this some kind of prank? Were you secretly in kahoots with the nightguard? You're soo funny!